1 Girl: I’m warning you, my Mummy is coming backsoon.. AKPOS: But I’m not doing anything.. Girl: That’s why I’m warning you, Hurry up.2.CASHIER: This is the 5th movie ticket you’ve bought tonight Sir, Why?.. AKPOS: Yes, that Idiot at the entrance keeps tearing it
3.TEACHER: What’s your favorite flower?.. AKPOS: Chrysanthemum.. TEACHER: Spell it.. AKPOS: I was joking ooh. My favorite flower is Rose: R-O-S-E
4.Two Girls were sitting at a club. One was ugly and the other one was beautiful. Akpos walked straight to the ugly girl. Akpos: Hello! Ugly girl: Hi!! Akpos: Wanna dance? Ugly Girl: Yes (excited) Akpos: OK, Go and dance, I want to talk to your friend.
5.Papa Akpos: My pikin say you drive am commot for school, Wetin he do? Akpos’ Teacher :- Your son is not brilliant at all, he cant even spell “LION” … Papa Akpos : Ah Ah…You know say na SMALL pikin……You for tell am make he spell SMALL ANIMAL like “MOSQUITO”…
6.Akpos : Why are all these people running ? ? Rukewe: Its a competition, the winner will be given a phone. . Akpos: What a pity. Why are they are all running if they know that only one person will get the phone.
7. Teacher. . . If You have 5 Naira and U ask ur Dad for another 5 Naira , how much will you have? Akpos: 5 Naira Teacher: You don’t know maths Akpos: You dont know my fada.
8.Senator: Hey, Youngman! I heard that you are the idiot that disvirgined my only Daughter. Akpos: Oga sori, it won’t happen again. .
9. Joy: Akpos please leave; you cant date me bcos you are not responsible. . Akpos: Hahaha, who told you that dat. In my area, when any girl gets pregnant, she says I’m responsible.
10: Young man, you coming to seek my daughter’s hand in marriage and you are chewing gum. That’s a sign of disrespect!
Akpos: Sir, I only chew gum when I drink or smoke. Father-In-Law: You mean u drink & smoke and you are here to seek my daughter’s hand in marriage?
Akpos: Sir I only drink & smoke when I go to the club. Father-In-Law: U club too?
Akpos: I’m sorry sir, I started clubbing whenI came out of prison.
Father-In-Law:- U’ve also been in prison before? Oh my God!
Akpos: Sorry sir, I went to jail when I killed somebody!,
Father-In-Law:- What!!! U’re a killer???
Akpos: Sir, it happened out of anger. It was a certain man that didn’t allow me marry his daughter so I killed him.
Father-In-Law: You are highly welcome my son. U are on the right track. U are absolutely the right man for my daughter.
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