The lights are flashing so fast you're thankful you're not epileptic. The DJ's music is making your eardrums bleed, break-dancers are a reminder of how shitty you dance, and hot girls twerking to the beat of some Top 40 song. This is the club scene, and it's a place prime real estate to find groups of hot girls who are down to have fun.
We’ve been asked by many of you to write tips on how to pick up hot girls at clubs. However, because there are so many details involved, we’ve decided to make this an on-going series.
Things to Keep in Mind
Before we get into the specifics, let's get into something most guys don't understand when partying at a club. This scene requires you to be louder, riskier, and requires you to be more aggressive than you would during the day time. Before we enter a club, we go into what we call the "Fast Forward Mindset" (FFM).
Fast Forward Mindset (FFM)
Think of it this way, the club scene is like Inception. Five minutes of club time is equal to one hour of daytime. The club is its own reality, where societal norms check themselves at the door. This means you can meet a hot girl, and you can make out with her after a few sentences.
This also means if you do nothing and stand a corner, you're wasting valuable time. FFM means you'll push yourself to adapt to this change.
With FFM, always think: How can I escalate the situation RIGHT NOW?
Pre-Club
Cleanse
Cleaning your body, asshole, and smelling good is critical before you leave the house. I don't care if you took a shower earlier in the morning. Do it again. All the body heat in the club makes everyone sweat like the Zion scene in The Matrix: Reloaded. So it's best not to smell like a homeless man.
Logistics
Where are you going and how are you getting there? Don't be lazy and go online to find clubs that are going to be popular for the weekend. Also, if the option is available you should add yourself to the guest list so you're guaranteed to get into the club without a long wait. This seems like common sense, but you'll be surprised how many men scream, yell, or try to sneak into the club because they're pushed out by the bouncer because space is limited.
Friends
As we've explained in the college article, it's crucial to call a few girl and guy friends to join you. I really don't know how to stress this enough, but you'll seem less like a serial killer to a girl if you have friends. Period.
Club Arrival
You should be approaching girls as soon as you arrive. This is also very important while waiting in line outside of the club. It will do a few things:
1. Gets the bitch butterflies out of your system.
2. It's a great way to create a connection BEFORE you start clubbing. When you find the same hot girl later on the dance floor, she'll be more welcoming to your advances.
3. Creates social capital in this dream world...
What do I mean about social capital?
Remember, the club scene is where everyone wants to meet new people and have fun. Well, by making new friends in line you are already creating a social circle in the club. And, if you act fun with these new people, hot girls will notice and be more receptive to meeting you.
Think of it this way, you're a celebrity so act like a celebrity.
For example, before Kong was even on YouTube he would walk into the club and say really loudly "Please, no pictures, no pictures." It was funny, but more importantly it put him in the mindset to act like a celebrity. Celebrities like having fun, being the center of attention, and meeting new people. Also, hot girls are attracted to celebrities.
You don't have to be super popular in the club. But act as if. Act as if you are the most popular person in the club. It's a dream world where time is distorted, and you can be whoever you want to be.
Entering into the Club
The first thing you must do when you enter into the club is MOVE. A lot of guys enter the club, look around, and then stand in the same place like a middle school dance.
Not only are you wasting time, but girls perceive idle guys to be creeps. The lack of confidence and staring makes girls feel uncomfortable. It's like the guy is scoping out their next murder victim.
We've covered the broad strokes so far. We’ll go over approaching, dancing, buying drinks, and specific techniques in Parts 2 -4.
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